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The Home of Melania's Escape
The Perfect After-Mother's Day Gift
Save Melania from Trumo's Tornado of cash

Melania Escaped but Don caught her in a tornado of cash!  Point her down the money to saftey!
Get it Now!
"We love Melania!" -Random Person
"Free Mel!" - Same random person when told yes, this game is real.
Oh No!  What will happen to poor Melania?!
Probed by Illegal Aliens?  Again?!
Small-fingered orange grabbin your cat?
Ditch those cares with Melania's Escape
Mew from MelGames!

Warning: Satire.  For external use only.
WE DISCLAIM AFFILIATION WITH, OR INTEREST IN, ANY POLITICAL PARTY, RELIGION, BOOK CLUB, FREQUENT FLYER PROGRAM, WICCAN COVEN, SHADOWY RIGHT-WING THINK TANK, INTERPRETIVE MODERN DANCE ENSEMBLE,  OVERWEIGHT CAT FANCIERS ALLIANCE, REVISIONIST CLOWN RODEO TROUPE, BELLIGERENT WHEELCHAIR ENTHUSIASTS COLLECTIVE, SMELLY NUDIST LEFTY HIPPIE COMMUNE,  GENDER-FLUID BIKER GANG CIRCLE JERK, OR MILITANT LESBIAN BILLIONAIRE KNITTING CIRCLE.
WELL, WE MIGHT ENJOY THE CIRCLE JERK EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE...